Dear reader,
Today I am sharing with you an article I recently had published in a local newspaper. Naturally I am delighted with this state of affairs and am brimming with pride to see my work printed onto paper and distributed in the local vicinity. Though regrettably, my achievement is also tinged with shame, and you may notice that in my uploaded version I have blacked out an instance in which I used an expletive form.
Reader, I do not think that obscenity is pleasant, and nor do I wish to increase the level of obscenity in a world that is also inhabited by children. This is not because I believe children to be especially sensitive. On the contrary, children have often shown themselves to be an indifferent and resilient people. I am also aware that not all children are accessing my blog on a regular basis. Some have only a passing interest in the internet. Others are doubtless occupied by a prior engagement, for instance, building a sandcastle or urinating in a public domain.
Yet my sense of unease persists, and in order to explain my reservations, I will look to the ethos of a bygone time. For example, during the reign of Elizabeth I, it was considered uncouth for a gentleman to break wind in the presence of a lady. This rule persisted in spite of the fact that it was very unlikely the odour should be detected by the lady in question. Her senses were dulled by the thick layer of lead that she applied to her skin, as well as the general stench of death prevalent in this era. Yet the fact remains that it was not generally done.
Similarly, in the shameless age we live, I wish for my legacy to be a general atmosphere of propriety.
LP